The pair arrive in London, and immediately have an altercation with the traffic police. * AbsenteeActor: Jerry and Ray Von do not appear in the Phoenix Nights sections of the show with Marc Park ['That Peter Kay Thing'] taking over as Les Alanos' singer. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. When the campervan stops off later down the road, Max sees a newspaper headline and realises what's happening. After several unsuccessful attempts to sell the pig on to butchers shops, a supermarket, and even a Halal outlet, Max and Paddy decide to kill it themselves to get rid of the burden. Early life He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. It doesn't take long before they try selling it. ]], * DisproportionateRetribution: Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. Image shows from L to R: Paddy (Paddy McGuinness), Max (Peter Kay). 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 100 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! This leads to several arguments, especially when they realise the television doesn't have any speakers. . We find out in this episode that Max's full name is Maxwell Bygraves, a jokey reference to the veteran British entertainer Max Bygraves. They have a change of heart though and head back to the farm to reclaim their 100. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. * CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. Raymond reasons with them after hearing about their "heists" and "raids". Paddy is an idealistic wide boy obsessed with sex, pornography and food. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]. ** In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. On 27 November 2014 live shows were announced for Comic Relief, with the full cast returning. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by teammates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. It's real life this son, not the frigging Shawshank Redemption! No Context Max and Paddy. ** [[Film/MidnightCowboy Paddy going to an audition dressed as a cowboy while "Everybody's Talkin'" plays]]. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about.
Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Phoenix Nights Wiki Paddy causes tension by burning Max's book on their campfire, but Max eventually forgives Paddy and begins discussing, accompanied by a flashback, his one true love: a dwarf called Tina, whom he met in 1994.
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Wikipedia * RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. Max has How dare you (delivered in a haughty tone) and You only get a bucket and a half (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has Paddy has needs (relating to his sex drive). The introduction of all but one of the episode shows Max and Paddy singing the following song: Don't know where we're going,Got no way of knowing,Driving on the Road to Nowhere.Sponging for a living,Checkin' out the women,Riding on the Road to Nowhere.And we take don't shit from anyone.The only thing we wanna do is have some fun.It's Max and Paddy (-Paddy and Max! [[GassHole A lot.]] ''With her pincer. ** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they're not smuggling anything into the prison.]]. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]]. Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. You need to be logged in to continue. Beginning on 12th November 2004, Road to Nowhere continued for six thirty minute episodes on Channel 4. Tracing the cow to a nearby farm, the pair head off to find the farmer and claim expenses for the damage to the van. They reject him, not wanting a high-profile campaign ruining their chances of release. But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of [[Series/CharliesAngels Charlies Anals]] and later appears in a film called [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. Max tries to make amends with her, and discovers that she is actually married to, and has a child with, The Wolfster. What does he do? See EpicFail.]]. * VocalEvolution: Max's voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay's voice. The first secret was of his sketches of a dream TV series that he called "Magnet and Steel". In the West Country, Paddy is driving the van when he accidentally runs over and kills a cow walking in the road. Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . Paddy notes that they're likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered.]]. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. Hopeless doormen Max and Paddy leave clubland and embark on a series of wild and exciting adventures in their prized motorhome, "Easy Rider" style.
Max And Paddy GIFs | Tenor [[spoiler: They're better known as the Belgrano Sisters ( "on account of all the sailors that have gone down on them"]]) and their MO is to pick up sailors in nightclubs, [[SlippingAMickey drug them]], and rob them blind. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that therell be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] A popular English comedy band who had a TV show in the 80's. How old is Mrs McGuinness? The following morning, the two discover to their annoyance that they were a short walk away from a Petrol Station and a Travelodge. * ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Mayhem would then ensue as they tried to act appropriately in the situation, only to keep unintentionally doing magic tricks based on what they found in their outfits. Paddy teaches him a few cool moves the following day, and they return to the club dressed as sailors in order to blend in.
* BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of.
"Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb When Max and Paddy reach the cattle market, they discover the pig in ill health and they've been conned. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. ]], * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]. ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. %%* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina's family remain intact.]]. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy's paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. [[GassHole A lot.]] Before Billy can pull the trigger, Paddy recovers and renders him unconscious with a traffic cone. He's a bog-standard white man. When Billy catches Paddy snooping about his stuff, Billy pulls out his revolver and prepares to shoot him. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. The pair thus decide to go out to a nightclub to cheer themselves up and relax, but Max's uncoordinated dancing spoils the night and he ends up fighting with some sailors home on shore leave. They still end up in cells next door to each other though. * HypocriticalHumor: Max insists that there's a difference between "dwarfs"(he thinks they're people with dwarfism who specifically work at circuses) and "midgets"(which is what he defines his ex-girlfriend Tina as). This page is not available in other languages. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. [[GassHole A lot.]] * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. 15Hopeless doormen Max and Paddy leave clubland and embark on a series of wild and exciting adventures in their prized motorhome, \"Easy Rider\" style. Phoenix Nights Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Singer Tony Christie was to sing the show's theme, but his version was only used once, at the very end of the final episode. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them, set up by Brian, is seen on one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him.]]. What they fail to notice at the same time is that Shannon is carrying a revolver, which he uses to force a Little Chef employee called Brenda (played by Alex Hall) to open for the trio late at night. Politically Incorrect!". You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. '''Max''': How dare you?! Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. * AcceptableTargets: In-universe, when Max and Paddy pull up to cut down a speed camera, passers-by salute and cheer them. Yesterday at 10:21 AM. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doo. ]], ** Also, his and Paddy's attempts to sell a pig ''to a Halal restaurant! No wonder Tina left him. -->And best of all, we don't pay council tax.''''. This brilliantly observed comedy journey follows the exploits of these two modern outlaws as they escape the club in their prized motorhome and take to the open road, creating havoc across the country. Season 1 of Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere premiered on November 12, 2004. HilarityEnsues. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix . Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. You've gotta go to the police and tell them I'm Daniel's dad, then they'll know why I did it. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. He also begins a strong dislike for Paddy Because Paddy took Billys Job When Billy Went To Prison for 5 Years. Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. Learn how and when to remove this template message, Screwed: The Truth About Life as a Prison Officer, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Everal_Walsh&oldid=1104797357, Short description is different from Wikidata, BLP articles lacking sources from October 2013, Articles with unsourced statements from October 2013, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 16 August 2022, at 23:45. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles Charlies Anals]] DVD. Bringing you all the best moments from stand up to sitcoms!Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/2OKEbEf#PeterKay #PaddyMcGuinness #Max\u0026Paddy When Paddy insists that there's ''not'' a difference, Max calls him "Mr. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddys paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. * CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend. After a fight with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. ]], * PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]] He has also appeared in Coronation Street and Emmerdale. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. [2] The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. After an altercation with fellow prisoner Pepe, the pair of them meet Raymond the Bastard. Brian mentions the Anthrax incident before performing his own upper-body work-out routine. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. * PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed Spazzy Paddy. * BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? * ConvenientlyCellmates: [[spoiler: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004.
You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! - Facebook What they didn't realise was that that train was the last train and thus they end up camping in the woods. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * ToBeContinued: Episode Three ends on the cliffhanger of [[spoiler: Max and Paddy stealing a school bus full of children in an attempt for Max to see his son. She certainly doesn't agree with him. Especially when theyre on the road. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. * ShotInTheAss: [[spoiler:Where Billy the Butcher's bullet ends up hitting Paddy. Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Tina warns Max to keep his distance and not reveal the secret, but the following morning he informs Paddy and the pair steal what they think is a school bus with young Daniel aboard. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is. Its.
Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - YouTube [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his. ]]\, '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. After a stint in a porn film (a film called Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory - a gay porn parody of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory) leaves Paddy humiliated, the campervan breaks down in the Midlands. * DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. Billy is arrested, Paddy gets better and the police pardons the two of them, despite an earlier event regarding a speed camera. Tina, it's Max. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It comes to a close when the two of them manage to return to the garage. Maybe one or two biological weapons though. Share the best GIFs now >>> * TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade. * WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]]
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