Sgt. Hogan's Heroes - Wikiquote Traitors, all of them. Major Hochstetter: Heads will Roll! - YouTube Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have one simple alternative, Commandant. Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. Hans Georg Schultz: Oh, I'm sorry, Freddy. [Major Hochstetter returns to Stalag 13, demanding that Klink surrender the man in hiding. I'm color-blind, you know. Rate it: 0.0 / 0 votes 404 Views Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) (Chinese - Traditional) Espaol (Spanish) Esperanto (Esperanto) (Japanese) Cpl. That *is* bigger than a piano. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This one. It's already got an expensive price tag. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [addressing the prisoners] And while I'm on leave Col. Kureger will be in charge of Stalag 13. Major Hochstetter looks for escaped prisoners with the help of dogs redlt194 729K views 6 years ago Hogan's Heroes - Carter imitates German General ireckon17 1.2M views 5 years ago Hogan's. Col. Robert E. Hogan [energetically and enthusiastically gets up off his chair and shakes the captain's hand]. Sgt. Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of you. She looks like her brother. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you could have asked Lily to dance with him at least once. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I assume you have set up a strong guard for the plane? Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, I could not believe it myself. Alright, alright. SCHULTZ May I ask, are we deserting to Switzerland or Sweden? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is it at your camp, Klink? You gotta expect a few little explosions. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz! Howard Caine Major Hochstetter Page - Facebook General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I see no reason why Colonel Hogan shouldn't watch a demonstration of German efficiency. I danced every dance with her, while Major Hochstetter was sitting there with sauerbraten on his face. And who are we gonna believe? Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Robert E. Hogan: I want to register a complaint on behalf of my men. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You're a little late, my friend. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't you know no one is allowed outside after roll call? Hogan: Well if it makes you feel any better, sir, there IS a chimpanzee raking in the garden. I'm a cryptologist. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. It's even bigger than a breadbox! Col. Robert E. Hogan: What kind of explosives have we got, Carter? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. I will be here every single day until I find these men. Freddy is a chimpanzee. Major Hochstetter is often shown in a black Gestapo uniform despite that uniform being abolished in 1939. Since when is he running this prison camp? Except, Major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. Sgt. [slide, Klink's desk is full of curdled-up papers] I got it. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Then why do you want me to marry her? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's true, we dug the tunnel and tried to escape. Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a great personal loss to me. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: What would you rather have fall upon you, responsibility, or snowflakes? You remember - we told Klink LeBeau was part Chinese and we had to have firecrackers to celebrate Chinese New Years. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not like you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: One of the radio detector units has picked up a wireless sending coded messages. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [trying to find the three scientist] I'll send to headquarters in Hammelburg. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course not. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's right. "Hogan's Heroes Quotes." [Hochstetter pulls out gun] Me leaving. Gertrude Linkmeyer: I would like to get married again if the right man came along. Web. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter] Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? Heil Hitler! Sgt. I got so excited. We had guys escape to Pittsburgh? Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You may learn a few things anyway. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. Cpl. Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. Col. Wilhelm Klink Hogan, I Marya [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Then, if you still won't talk, you will be starved, tortured and then shot. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. We can't keep a prisoner! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you have nothing to worry about, sir. Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm not worried about your life. Howard Caine. I'm worried about spying. Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. Who is that woman? General: But I don't want to leave the country. Throw away the key. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one. Sgt. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: No, this time I want it done right. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. Cpl. Hogan: OK, I will. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What are you waiting for? Major Hochstetter Hogans Heroes Quotes: top 7 famous quotes about Major General von Rauscher When the Allies march in the front gate, it'll go a lot easier for you if you're standing there with a bouquet of pansies. He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him. Hans Georg Schultz: You forgot pigs By the way who are we talking about? Quotes [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan] Major Hochstetter : WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? How about "Lili Marlene"! His most memorable phrase he said throughout the series was "What is this man doing here? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [surprised] I thought I'd done *everything* in this war! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, let's put it this way. [Hogan is trying to trick General Schmidt into revealing the location of his secret headquarters]. The show is now better recognized than the serious movies it was making fun of, which is why there are modern viewers who wonder why anyone thought the subject matter was funny in the first place. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I wouldn't believe one word you said, Hogan. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [at the rehearsal of the wedding Hilda dressed as the bride] I do not recall giving permission to Fraulein Hilda to be part of this. General von Rauscher : Who are you? And I am operating UNDER DIRECT AUTHORITY OF THE GERMAN GENERAL STAFF. Sgt. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: All potato rations are cut in half for ten days. | Top Major Hochstetter Quotes Writing has power, but its power has no vector. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We haven't had a friendly chat at any time. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [discussing the Crittendon Plan] All I can say, Crittendon, is it better be good. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [telling Klink what a good catch Burkhalter's sister is to marry] Gertrude is just the kind of woman you need. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: We must have a car waiting to take Baumann to the airfield. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Oh? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm glad, there was no time to consult you in advance. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Well, Colonel, what you say, hmm? The man can't dance. [Kisses Helga's hand]. Hans Georg Schultz: Jawohl, Herr Kommandant. Andrew Carter: Well, I'm still willing to try, Colonel. Lady Leslie Chitterly: Robert Robert Hogan! Andrew Carter: I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I think of something else. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Klink isn't too bright, you know. Peter Newkirk: Andrew, the station master is a little old man. Colonel Klink: Those prisoners will be released over my dead body! It always sounded like Schultz was just clearing his throat. Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Oh lovely tunnel I must say- pity it doesn't lead into a bank. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Colonel Hogan, I'm very busy this morning - dispatches from Berlin. Hans Georg Schultz: Could I think about that, Herr Commandant? Sgt. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! So you know I'm not crazy. A child could do that. Mental fitness - that's another. "What happend to the Duke of York?" Cpl. Tell me, is that jackass Klink still in command? Writers can stir the mind, but they can't direct it. Harold J Stone and Howard Caine make the believable and entertaining. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Like all of us, the general has his good points as well as his faults. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter You are ignorant! Sgt. 1 May 2023. : [He puts it on and looks in a mirror], Col. Robert E. Hogan: He's also given you a new name, Schultz. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, some of the gang back at the stalag. My men gave it to me. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. Poor Putzie. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I was not aware that it's my birthday. All heads will roll, that's quite democratic. You can transfer to a frontline combat unit. Ahmmm. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Order your men to search the area. Is anyone an expert on Hogan's uniform from Hogan's Heroes? Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? Hogan's HerosHogan meets Major Hochstetter for 1st timeWhat is this man doing here I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. Raus! Pleasant, no. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? That way we will get the full impact on public opinion. "Colonel Klink, when I received your invitation, for a moment I had forgotten who you were. Hans Georg Schultz: Easy. Louis LeBeau: The new girlie magazines must be in from Paris. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Schultz tells about his evening] Don't just stand there, Schultz. 'Achtung' is a command. Andrew Carter: Well, that's what Newkirk says it means. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not long enough, Klink. Andrew Carter: Well, sure. [Klink in a casual tone starts reading to himself the captain's orders paper], Colonel Klink: "All ranks are ordered to extend complete cooperation, assist without question. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help. I mean, the Klink here - you don't mean him. Thirty days in the cooler. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Major Hans Kuehn: Yes, uh, Field Marshal Karl Von Streicher of the General Staff. Can't hold their liquor. We got our rights; we're as good as they are. Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Sgt. Sgt. Andrew Carter: Yeah, and Klink's happy - nasty happy. Andrew Carter: Hey Thank you! He knows what he's doing. Andrew Carter: You Germans can't get together on *anything.*. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's The Crittendon Plan? Even that will not discourage me. Basic vowel substitutes. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on holiday at the ski lodge] Well, I'm here to forget all about the war for awhile. Hans Georg Schultz: [Tries to cover up Hogan and Tiger] Col. Hogan! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The execution takes place tomorrow as scheduled. Official Sites PDF HOGAN'S HEROES: ESCAPE - SimplyScripts Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter? Back to Stalag 13. Disgraceful. Come on, tell us about it. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But, uh where is there to go in a prison camp? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter enters Klink's office] What a pleasure to see you, sir. The idea of Klink being a British agent is ridiculous. Colonel Klink: In case I'm, uh, recommended for promotion - not that I'm asking you, sir - I'm sure that the board will take my extremely marvelous physical fitness into consideration. Now, Klink, where do these lines cross? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That is where he was truly brilliant. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. Helga: As a warrior, you must feel it deeply. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? : Responsible for the security of our witness. Quotes Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. You must be daft! He'll do for them what he's done for you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know who the fool is. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? Hans Georg Schultz: It's going to snow again. Col. Wilhelm Klink General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Unexpected, Yes. Sgt. Quotes [] Mueller looks at picture of Sgt. What is going on there? What is this man doing here? While being heartily congratulated by the painter, painter's daughter, LeBeau & Hogan Hogan asks] How'd you do that? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, how is it that you get so much more pleasure out of seeing me than I do out of seeing you? And Shut Up! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Sgt. My darling. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: In the first place my wife is neither delightful or charming. : Who's worried about firing? Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What do you think my faults are? What is going on there? That British agent? Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Colonel Hogan, just tell me this. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? I must explore the matter further alone. Call the general, sir. Rate this quote: 0.0 / 0 votes 207 Views Share your thoughts on this Hogan's Heroes's quote with the community: 0 Comments Notify me of new comments via email. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We still gotta figure a way to make more ammunition. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink! Carter, keep working oh, you do have insurance? Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's the least you can do, considering. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? And a 'Good day' to you, too, Schultz. Back! : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you fools. You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. [walks over to a portrait of Hitler] He dares call himself Supreme Commander. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Carry on, but quietly, I have lots of work to do. Col. Robert E. Hogan: He won't talk to save his life or will he? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have no prisoners in there. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer. The Adolf Hitler Bridge is still in business. Hans Georg Schultz: [savoring the irony] All this beauty! I accept it with the deepest of humility. Schultz: [Klink is in prison awaiting a possible execution] I have some good news and bad news. Sensational. Major Martin: [in disbelief] You're an American. Lucky for you, I was *loaded*. I fully intend Hogan, why are you so composed? General Stauffen: The greatest military minds Germany has ever produced. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Please - not while I'm plotting. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This time tell me the good news first. Colonel Sitzer: [Klink has just been told he is to receive an award] You will be presented with an award and a national radio hookup. [Myra and Newkirk are being held in a German prison]. Till we meet again, Nimrod. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: You keep that up and Klink'll be down here in a minute and there goes the ball game! Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. Take them away. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [watching the women eat at the tea party ] Guests are certainly enjoying themselves, sir. Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, stop agreeing with me. Company Credits Hogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Season 4 Col. Wilhelm Klink Traitors, all of you. Hogan's Heroes / YMMV - TV Tropes You run such a perfect camp, Klink, you have no need for a cooler. Peter Newkirk: In that case, sir, why don't you tell us what you've thought of? The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. We lost a man to give you what you asked for. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on telephone] What was that? Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, I believe I have. What is going on there? Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Sgt. I must remember to mention it to my dear Uncle Karl when I write him. Sgt. Hogan:"Last night I dreamt Schultz ate all the dynamites." LeBeau:"With him that's possible." Klink:"I can smell the sauerbraten.
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